TAKING A BITE OUT OF APPLE'S KEYNOTE

It happened again… Apple held another keynote in an attempt to convince us all that we can’t live without their newest, shiniest, walkie-talkie tool. The presentation was long, the stage was black, and when all was said and done, the premier international tech company unveiled an array of products and updates that got everyone excited.

But not us. At Denny’s, we felt like the ball was dropped. So, naturally, we took the opportunity to let Apple know.

We reminded them that anything can be waterproof if you don’t mind it getting wet. And also served up some pro bono ideas on what could properly replace the now-absent headphone jack.